TDP Team
The Daily Poo-phet Team consists of procrastinating, hard-working, colorful individuals obsessed with various facts of life; from getting shit-faced drunk, to loo-stories, to hard-shitting gossip. They bring you details or inane chatter of juicy or not-so-juicy scandals, keep you up-to-date on jet-setting or breaking trends, and offer expert advice on all aspects of your life.
Without further ado, we present to you The Daily Poo-phet Team:
Ms. Poophet: Founder and proprietor of TDP, Ms. Poophet handles all the daily muck and grime of a news team while trying her best to conceal her incontrollable urge to bad-mouth and gossip about strangers within her line of sight. Being a night owl, her creative juices flow at night while she has the mentality of a tofu during the day. With her prim and poo-per upbringing, Ms. Poophet sets out to teach the world about manners and cuisine, and of course, the stuff that comes after the food and beverage when you hit home and your toilet.
Auntie So Shall: Auntie So Shall is the senior editor and reporter of TDP, and is usually found hovering around the internet from work or home. Auntie So Shall covers the “Dear Auntie So Shall” column where she and the gremlins answer all questions from writers. She also writes about the latest fads in staying at home, and if you’re lucky, an occasional splash at the local bar. In her spare time, Auntie So Shall stays hip and young by playing the Wii.
Partee & Nee Mole: Partee & Nee Mole are actually two parts of a whole; to put it simply, Partee & Nee Mole were born into the same body, but of different minds. Some call it split personality disorder, others call it too much coffee. Partee & Nee Mole always make sure they have a roaring good time whenever they happen to manifest simultaneously, and they have many tales of late night debauchery in the City of Angels. Both cover the latest happenings in the local social scene and the occasional “Deep Poo.”
Veekid la Maa: Ms. Veekid la Maa’s glamorous form rarely graces the virtual floors of the office, but when she does, the world knows of her arrival through her unbeatable, rhythmic, highly contagious laughter. As TDP’s legal representative as well as occasional contributor, Veekid la Maa’s coverage of the Northern Atlantic parts are viewed through an unusual and interesting perspective. Veekid la Maa’s presence usually keeps office members under control, or brings it to a new high, depending on Veekid la Maa’s mood of the day or whether she breathed enough clean air that day.
Li Tol Meeney: Li Tol Meeney, despite her name and size, packs a great powwow when presented with the need to. Men who underestimates Li Tol Meeney’s power usually end up shriveled and dry at the end of the virtual office’s driveway, waiting to be collected by the garbage man. Li Tol Meeney keeps a sharp reporting eye out for all things new and wicked Down Under, and presents TDP with a salty new panorama of the world.
