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DP #4: Life and Breaking Up

Auntie So Shall — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:30:40 +0000

Auntie So Shall was recently asked:

“why is everybody breaking up??”

“why? why?”

Thus Auntie So Shall would like to briefly comment that:

“Life moves on even though humans, frail as they are, attempt to stop time.”

DP #3: Vegetarianism

Partee & Nee Mole — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 17:01:30 +0000

If vegetarianism helps you to stay slim then explain to me cows.

DP #2: Peaceful Procrastination

Partee & Nee Mole — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:01:14 +0000

One cannot procrastinate in peace when one knows full well that one still has assignments to do.

DP #1: On Coffee

Partee & Nee Mole — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:00:14 +0000

When one drinks a cup of coffee every morning for 2 weeks, not only will it aid one’s digestion, but it will also make one’s poo turn a darker shade of poo and one’s piss will smell like coffee too. Poo-ey!