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Auntie So Shall is withdrawing into her cold hard shell, now that Auntie’s younger brother’s visit has come to a close. The day younger brother left, Auntie calculated the amount she spent gallivanting around with him and the time spent outside her comfortable air-conditioned home – and came to the conclusion that Auntie needs to draw down her shutters and lock her front and back door, and turn a deaf ear to visitors and pesky door knockers for at least another month.

If you need Auntie So Shall, she shall be on her luscious sofa where she will be ‘re bonding’ with her Wii and munching on low fat cookies. All letters will be diverted to the SM Head Gremlin, who will ensure Auntie So Shall gets her hard-earned rest. If your letter gets pass Auntie’s gremlins, she will be glad to produce a response.