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Do you sneak around your boss’s back when he’s not looking? Do you hide things from your friends? Take this quiz to find out how much of a sneak you are!

1. Your boss has just left for the day. Do you:
(a) continue on with work like a usual working day.
(b) put your feet up on the desk, take out the muncies and tune in to your favorite soap.
(c) finish your work quickly and sloppily, then log on to MSN to start chatting with your friends.

2. You go to a buffet lunch and eat until you can’t breathe. Before leaving, you see your all-time favorite cheesecake being put on the counter for next round’s buffet. Do you:
(a) look left and right, then stuff the cheesecake wrapped in tissue in your purse.
(b) grab the cake, go back to the buffet table as if you forgot something there, and gobble down the cake quickly.
(c) walk out of the restaurant wishing you could come back later for that delectable piece of cake.

3. We know you’re not a cheater. But you’re in the exam room taking an exam and the night before, there was that irresistable party you just HAD to go to, so you:
(a) try to complete the exam on your own and hope for the best. ‘Cuz you’re not a cheater. We know that.
(b) sneak a peek at your neighbor’s paper. It’s not really cheating, it’s just a little peek.
(c) turn around and grab your friend’s paper when the examiner is not looking, then give the paper back when the examiner turns around again.

See how much you scored:
1. (a) 1 (b) 3 (c) 2
2. (a) 3 (b) 2 (c) 1
3. (a) 1 (b) 2 (c) 3

You are:

Clean as a Mouse (3-5 points)
Have you ever done anything dishonest in your life? You should consider becoming a nun! Honestly honey, there are more to life than playing by the rules. Live it!!!

Ooh, Getting Sneaky, Are We? (6-7 points)
People think you’re nice and innocent…until they get to know the real you. You seem like a decent person to everyone but that’s just a front for the sneaky naughty you!

So Sneaky You Don’t Need Sneakers to Muffle Your Footstep Sounds (8-9 points)
My goodness, can you be anymore sneaky?? Or should that be rephrased to “unshamefully obvious”??? You are so good at doing things behind people’s backs you should consider becoming a crook!