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Ms. Poophet sat on gum today. Curse the damn chewer who was careless enough to leave a piece of gum stuck somewhere. Ms. Poophet hopes the chewer will burn in hell. I’m sure this has happened to you before…or not. Either way, fret not, as Ms. Poophet is here to save the day!

Dab the gum-infested area with some baby oil (peanut butter and butter is also said to have worked, but which would you rather have your clothes smelling like, baby oil or peanut butter? Exactly.). Rub the area free of gum with an old toothbrush until all the gum comes off. If doing this on leather, the oil will take the sheen of the leather out with the gum, leaving a dull area, but Ms. Poophet thinks that’s better than a white sticky mess.